Indianapolis weighs in

Although I had hoped my first automotive poem would be profound and revelatory, you have to post what you can get. This was made in the parking garage above my downtown store location right off Monument Circle in Indy. In fairness, the symphony and its patrons park in the same garage so I like to think of it as the abstract of an essay on generational differences in modern America and how the establishment perpetuates the divide. While Joe assures me it is kids making d*ck jokes, I believe he is crass and cynical. Like Ponyboy, I'll stay gold.

Also, I will start carrying a better camera for this project

Don't bother with the non-essential places

I like to think that the person who wrote this one is an artist at heart. I also think they couldn't find a "the" to go between "only" and "essential". But maybe that's the art of it...

Sounds like a theme park in hell... Or the Bronx

Not really sure what to make of this one, but it was fun to see someone use the ampersand.

Sage Advice

I'd be lying if I said I didn't crack up when I came out to see this one. I'd also be lying if I said I didn't fully expect this to be the kind of thing I constantly came out to.

Umm...

Sometimes, people just get random, and it comes out interesting. In other news, I've been searching iTunes for some Chocolate Music, and all it came up with is Parliment.

The first line of an epic tale

This is, like, poetic and stuff! You'd think someone was writing poetry on my car.

A Question for the Ages...

Ah, blasphemy. It makes for good poetry. (captured at EB Games near my house)